Monday, May 27, 2024

If The Avenger Chuck Era Parodied Aerosmith's Dude (Looks Like A Lady) Song...

 I was about to make a blank template (so it could have its own post first) to go along with this post at some point, but I scrapped it the last minute. The song would have Chuck mainly singing the song along with his friends (AKA Munch's Make Believe Band) as they do the background vocals. And instead of singing about a dude that looks like a lady like the original song, it's about Chuck getting ready in the morning to be at that place on time alongside with his friends! It may not be a perfect parody of the song (and I could say the same with the other parody that I wrote for Avenger Chuck), but it's still something at least. I also wrote this parody by myself within a few days as I'm writing this. Oh, I should mention that the guitar in the first few seconds of the OG song would be Chuck's alarm clock going off in this parody.


The Lyrics & Dialogue:


Chuck: (I'm, I'm)

Getting ready in the morning

(I'm, I'm)

Getting ready in the morning

(I'm, I'm)

Getting ready in the morning

(I'm, I'm)

Getting ready in the morning


Playback of Chuck's voice doing the "I'm" part plays once during that last line


I'm hearing my alarm clock go beeping

In my bed where I have been sleeping

So, I let out a big loud yawn

"Chuck E., It's another big day."

As I said to myself at dawn (Heh!)


Playback of Chuck's voice doing the "I'm, I'm" part plays twice


As I was eating my breakfast

On the couch until my mama said

"Excuse me, could you do those dishes?"

Then I scarfed down the rest

As I headed out with a blast! (spoken See ya!)


(I'm, I'm)

Getting ready in the morning

(I'm, I'm)

Getting ready in the morning

(I'm, I'm)

Getting ready in the morning

(I'm, I'm)

Getting ready in the morning


As I got out of my sleepwear

Transitioned down to my footwear

Swayin', let's get my friends to make them ascend

As they really know where to go

spoken Heh-heck, I don't want this to end!


Helen, Munch, Jasper and Pasqually: (I'm, I'm)

Getting there in the morning

(I'm, I'm)

Getting there in the morning

All: (I'm, I'm)

Getting there in the morning

(I'm, I'm)

Getting there in the morning


Helen, Munch, Jasper and Pasqually: (Chuck E., We are getting up there)

Chuck: Let me have my bass, gang

Helen, Munch, Jasper and Pasqually: (Chuck E., We are getting up there)

Chuck: And my, and my, and my saxophone

Helen, Munch, Jasper and Pasqually: (Chuck E., We are getting up there)

Keep up the pace, gang

Helen, Munch, Jasper and Pasqually: (Chuck E., We are getting up there-ere)

Chuck: Gotta, gotta, keep on moving! (Heh!) 


spoken Oh, yeah! Keep it going, Jasper!


Ooh, We're finally here

Ooh, I like, like it, like it, like that

Ooh, we have made it, heh! laughs


Helen, Munch, Jasper and Pasqually: (I'm, I'm)

Getting there in the morning

(I'm, I'm)

Getting there in the morning

All: (I'm, I'm)

Getting there in the morning

(I'm, I'm)

Getting there in the morning


(I'm, I'm)

Getting there in the morning

(I'm, I'm)

Getting there in the morning

All: (I'm, I'm)

Getting there in the morning

(I'm, I'm)

Getting there in the morning


I'm, I'm, I'm getting ready in the morning

I'm, I'm, I'm getting ready in the morning

I'm, I'm, I'm getting ready in the morning

I'm, I'm, I'm getting ready in the morning


The band's voices do a playback on the "I'm, I'm" part that plays out for the rest of the song for some seconds as it also fades out


spoken Chuck: Heh-heh! You know it! 

Jasper: You said it!

Helen: Tell me about it!


And they all laugh together as the song fades out


Well, that's all I got for now and you can suggest me to add more dialogue if you want. Basically, the lyrics are all good in my book. Plus, I should mention that Chuck plays both the electric bass and the saxophone during that era that I researched upon. Heck, even the OG song AKA 'Dude (Looks Like A Lady)' had a saxophone (more likely two types of saxophones that I could say) and an electric bass/bass guitar!


UPDATE 6/20/24: I think I meant to say "electric guitar" on the other hand instead of a bass since the bass sounds lower than a guitar actually.


P.S. In my opinion, AI stuff like Bing AI/Copilot and Gemini (previously named Bard) don't know how to write lyrics for a song parody especially if you wanna stay faithful to the source material in some way. Even the way that I'm writing Chuck in this song parody like on how he was presented as this 2D cartoon-y character like many of the commercials were shown back in the day rather than a "walkaround character" or an "animatronic character" as I tried to imagine in this case.

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