Friday, June 28, 2024

What If the Avenger Era of CEC Parodied Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me"...?

 To keep up with the flow of the original song as I can, this song is simply about bath time instead of having those sexy lyrics (and I remember hearing this song on the radio as a kid and I can totally understand the song on what it actually meant nowadays but that doesn't take away any enjoyment of the song regardless of that). And I just thought the vibe of the song could work in some way. 🤷‍♀️


Lyrics & Dialogue


All: Step inside

Walk this way

In the bathtub

Hey hey!


All: Hey! 3x


Chuck: Pure is like a balm, baby, c'mon get it on

Livin' like a wily with an attitude

Lookin' like a chum, like an untidy bum

I gotta be pretty spotless in the tub


Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: The tub


All: Hey! 2x


Chuck: Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' sparkly clean

Rub-a-dub-dub, baby, for the scene

Sometime, anytime, bath time is fun

Gotta make my body squeaky clean, yeah!

Munch, Helen, Pasqually: Hey!

Chuck (w/Jasper as backup): Yeah!

Chuck: Now c'mon!

All: Take a bottle, shake it up

Pop the bubble, pop it up

Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: Pour some shampoo on me

Chuck: To rub around myself

Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: Pour some shampoo on me

Chuck: C'mon, scrub me up

Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: Pour your shampoo on me

Chuck: I can't get enough

I'm warm, soapy scum

From my head to my feet, yeah!


All: Hey! 3x


Chuck: Listen, red foam, yellow foam, green-a-foam whirl

Crazy foaming soap in a colorful swirl

Bath fizzies, finger paint, bubble blower

Bath toys, slippery, lather up

Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: Lather up

Chuck: Lather up

You gotta 

(w/Jasper as backup) squeeze a little, squeeze a little

Ease a little more

Even the bath fizzies are sinking down to the floor

Sometime, anytime, bath time is fun

Gotta make my body squeaky clean 

Chuck: Yeah!

Chuck (w/Jasper as backup): Yeah!

Chuck: Bathe a little more

All: Take a bottle, shake it up

Pop the bubble, pop it up

Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: Pour some shampoo on me

Chuck: To rub around myself

Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: Pour some shampoo on me

Chuck: C'mon, scrub me up

Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: Pour your shampoo on me

Chuck: Oh, I can't get enough

I'm warm, soapy scum

From my head to my feet, yeah


instrumental break


Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: You got the lotion, we got the cream

Chuck: Rough to smooth

Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: Slippery

Chuck: 'Cause I'm warm 

Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: Warm, say what?

Chuck: Soapy scum

From my head

Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: Head!

Chuck: My head

 All: To my feet

Chuck: Do you need shampoo? One squirt or two?

Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: Take a bottle

Chuck: Take a bottle

Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: Shake it up

Chuck: Shake it up

Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: Pop the bubble

Chuck: Pop it up

All: Pop it up

Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: Pour some shampoo on me

Chuck: To rub around myself

Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: Pour some shampoo on me

Chuck: C'mon, scrub me up

Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: Pour your shampoo on me

Chuck: Oh, I can't get enough

Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: Pour some shampoo on me

Chuck: To rub around myself

Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: Pour some shampoo on me

Chuck: Rinsing, I'm rinsing!

Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: Pour your shampoo on me

Chuck: Oh-ooh!

Helen, Munch, Pasqually, Jasper: Pour some shampoo on me

Chuck: Yeah, bathing me!

spoken Finally, we can get our clothes back on!

A chime sparking sound effect rings in and blasts out while the characters do their preferred pose as they get their clothes back on like magic

Chuck: Heh-heh-heh!


And that's all I'm gonna write for now. Anyway, Gummibär the Gummy Bear's "Bubble Up" song was likely an inspiration for this parody, but unlike this parody, that song just feels way more childish and bouncier (even it's not a bad song in my opinion) I'll say. And probably I wanted a song that wants to make me rock out while planning to take a bath whenever I need to since I need more motivation to take baths more often (despite the fact at times I'm just a bum like a sloth is). Plus, this song will be sung in D standard tuning for guitars and it's also a pitch lower than the original. 

By the way, that ending on how I wrote that in end is that I could imagine doing that on a hologram projected screen rather than being animatronics at the moment. So, see you later next time!

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