Man, I feel like this song PERFECTLY fits the both of them! Especially if we want to see Chuck flirt back to Helen without being shy to admit it that he has a crush on her! And I know in the original song Bert and Mary are NOT a couple or even love interests at all, but this kind of song certainly fits for couples and love interests out there! Not to mention the scenery and the costumes would also fit them quite well! But of course, Mary's "Jolly Holiday" costume would've gotten more of a "cream-ish color" to suit Helen better since her body already has that kind of same color aside from the pink and red details. On the other hand, Bert's "Jolly Holiday" costume would stay the same for Chuck though (but it does give me Tux Chuck vibes with more colorful details I'll say). Even I'll be including the farm animals in this version of mine but if it actually was a thing in the Avenger era of CEC, Chuck would be most likely to encourage the kids and everyone else to sing along with them and a part of the reprise will be included with the penguin waiters will be played by Pasqually, Jasper T. Jowls, and Mr. Munch as themselves as they'll not be dressing up as penguins but just simply waiters instead.
So, here are the lyrics and dialogue (that most of these lyrics are copied and pasted from the Disney Wiki site) that I gathered up so far...
Chuck: Ain't it a glorious day?
Right as a mornin' in May
I feel like I could fly
Helen: spoken Now Chuck, no more foolin' around!
Chuck: 'Ave you ever seen
The grass so green?
Or a bluer sky?
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Helen
Helen makes your heart so light
Helen: spoken You haven't changed a bit, have you?
Chuck: When the day is gray and ordinary
Helen makes the sun shine bright!
Helen: spoken Oh, Chuck E.
Chuck: Oh 'appiness is bloomin' all around 'er
The daffodils are smilin' at the dove
When Helen holds your 'and, you feel so grand
Your heart starts beatin' like a big brass band
Helen: giggles You are lightheaded.
Chuck: It's a jolly holiday with Helen
No wonder that it's Helen that we love!
instrumental bridge
Chuck: spoken W-WHOOOA!!!
Ram: singing Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Helen
Lambs: Helen makes your 'art so light
Barnyard Horse: When the day is gray and ordinary (Note: In the original song, sounds like that horse was trying to put a pun in the word "ordinary" to make sound like he was saying "ordi-neigh-ary".)
Cow: Moo~ Helen makes the sun shine bright
Geese: Oh 'appiness is bloomin' all around 'er
Pig: The daffodils are smilin' at the dove (Oink! Oink!)
Chuck and Farm Animals: When Helen 'olds your 'and, you feel so grand
Your 'eart starts beatin' like a big brass band
It's a jolly holiday with Helen
No wonder that it's Helen that we love!
instrumental bridge
Helen: singing Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Chuck
Gentlemice like you are few
Chuck: spoken A vanishin' breed, that's me.
Helen: singing Though you're just a diamond in the rough, Chuck
Underneath your blood is blue!
Chuck: spoken Wait, I thought it was always red.
Helen: singing You'd never think of pressing your advantage
Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed
Chuck: spoken True.
Helen: singing A lady needn't fear when you are near
Your sweet gentility is crystal clear!
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Chuck
A jolly, jolly holiday with you!
Chuck: spoken Heh-heh! Yeah. Just only the both of us together.
End of song
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P.S. I get it that Disney hasn't been that great lately especially with constant schedule of spitting out live-action remakes and whatnot that are "downgrades" compared to the previous movies that they're based on but honestly, they used to be much better than what they were nowadays. And they're not considered as an "evil" company in general to me.
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